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Birthday quotes for men funny. Birthdays are nature s way of telling you to eat. Funny birthday quotes a man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. I was brought up to respect my elders. Ferguson age is a number and yours is unlisted.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Birthday means paradise jollity cheerfulness delight enjoyment intoxication blessedness bliss and warm fuzzies. Even so your mother cried.

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